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Guacamole and Chili Beef Wellington

Beef Wellington is a culinary piece de resistance– unquestionably debonair with beef tenderloin wrapped in a flaky crust.  Gorgeously stunning.  Ah, but what’s this?  A dark secret?  My goodness, why is it that the hotties are always bat-shit crazy?  Beef … Continue reading

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“Tower of Mystery” Chili

Work is difficult enough.  The rule infractions make it worse. Chili365:  “Josh, what’s going on with the shoes?” Josh:  “Huh?” (Josh is looking at me like he has been in a coma since September 1st.) Chili365:  “It’s September 29th.  You … Continue reading

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Chili Barbequed Wiener Coins

The year I spent as a fourth grader was terrific.  The whole milk in the cafeteria was ice cold, I was chin-up champion, and, in front of the entire class, Tony Gamez specified in explicit detail which organ he’d donate … Continue reading

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Cosmonaut Orange Chili Pork Sandwiches

I had fully expected to prepare today’s chili over a roaring fire, but life turned for the interesting as I unearthed the archeological find of the decade. The world’s largest crockpot had been tucked away for some time in a … Continue reading

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Grilled Buffalo Chili Pork

The good news is that yesterday’s massive gravy onslaught paid off in spades.   Any lingering “gravy overdose” concerns scuffling around the corners of my otherwise-uninhabited brain were allayed 3 miles into the trail marathon.  At that point I knew the … Continue reading

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Crispy Chicken and Jalapeno Chili

Anyone who has fried a pound of bacon has lamented the colossal waste generated by the process.  While 4 ounces of tantalizingly crispy bacon is a salty, greasy glory to behold, I’d rather have the full pound.  That’s why I’m … Continue reading

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Linguini with Chili Clam Sauce

I left the grocer brandishing two cans of clams. There was a palpable swagger to my demeanor. While my emotion couldn’t be accurately characterized as conceit, I was feeling pretty damn good about my purchase. Nothing is more tactilely exciting … Continue reading

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