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A Clockwork Orange Chicken Chili

I could feel my heart slamming against my ribs. My throat tightened making each breath exceedingly more labored. They were coming for me. They Know.   363 days into the chili experiment and my pet chickens finally learned how to … Continue reading

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Big Bourbon Bacon Chili

In spite of my better intentions and in direct opposition of my best interest, I sometimes hire people.  While wading through the vast slew of resumes, seeing experience is nice, noting education helpful, but nothing quite grabs the attention like … Continue reading

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Christmas Chili Breakfast Sausage

During the holiday season we forgive these indulgences.  Chili pork sausage, eggs and bacon Spam (you heard me right, bacon Spam) make for a Merry Cholesterol-mas.   The best gift I can give my arteries this Christmas is a little extra … Continue reading

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Chili Tamales

The greatly antiquated man had made careful study of me, beginning the very moment we took ownership of the house.  Years later he ambled over to our modest yard with an oblong box in tow and apportioned a shocking revelation.  … Continue reading

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Chili Ham Salad Sandwiches

The mystique and all-consuming wonderment of capturing lightning in a bottle is not to be underestimated. I paused momentarily, having concerns about pushing the envelope too far and thus bleeding to death from the resulting paper cuts.  Magical ham salad- … Continue reading

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Chili Stromboli

I ate nearly the entire pot, by myself and in (near) total darkness.  (Let’s be honest, if I were to eat anything in (total) total darkness I would repeatedly miss my mouth, incessantly impaling my face with the fork thus … Continue reading

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Way Better Chili Ramen

One of the doctors I worked with would drink beer with me as we stood amongst the radioactive waste . The other doctor disapproved of my daily ritual of eating ramen from a junky plastic bowl.  He’d ominously inform me that I … Continue reading

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