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Tuna Chili Rellenos

The house smelled vaguely of smoked tobacco.  I paced- frantically.  There had been problems- loud noises and burning followed by yelling, cursing, allegations, and painful blisters.  This stark retrospection had me on razor’s edge.  Our smoke alarm, the fancy new … Continue reading

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Coconut Fish Chili

Today marks the 9th anniversary of the massive spork attack.  In recognition of this holiday (of sorts).  I have developed a chili which compels the usage of spoons and the donning of coconut shell bikini tops (optional, of course). More … Continue reading

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Sweet Potato and Pork and Bean Chili

  Recently, the US Department of Picnics and Cookouts (USDPC) released a startling report. Rifling through the 433 page document, one cannot help but be amazed by its sheer thoroughness and unequivocally horrified by its painfully stark conclusion.  On page … Continue reading

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Wild Side Chili Sushi

At chili365 we’re all about pushing the boundaries and rebadging ‘impossible’ as “been there, done that, made the flippin’ chili.” Sushi and Chili a culture clash?  Hardly.  A match made in culinary heaven is more like it. If your idea … Continue reading

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Homespun Chicken Stew Chili

For me, retail therapy comes in the form of meandering the isles of the grocery store rescuing the unfashionable, unwanted, and unsightly foodstuffs from their inevitable and untimely dumpster demise.  In short and (selfishly) in a case of textbook altruism, … Continue reading

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Chili Pudding Dessert Extraordinaire

It is the nights on which Mrs. Chili365 works late that the “Father of the Year” judges are watching me most closely.  I half expected them to show up at the door and hand me the award as I served … Continue reading

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Madman Chili and Spam Pasta Salad

It’s when I have time to kill that the problems manifest. Because I was running ahead of schedule and didn’t want to arrive too early at The Pirate’s gymnastics class, I took the plunge and steered my creaky cart down … Continue reading

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