Category Archives: Fish/seafood

Tuna Chili Rellenos

The house smelled vaguely of smoked tobacco.  I paced- frantically.  There had been problems- loud noises and burning followed by yelling, cursing, allegations, and painful blisters.  This stark retrospection had me on razor’s edge.  Our smoke alarm, the fancy new … Continue reading

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Cocktail Shrimp and Chili Wontons

There have been some sizable disasters.  Not to the extent of the Titanic, as our home is too diminutive to accommodate calamity on such an epic scale.  Nonetheless, colossal cookery cataclysms have plagued our kitchen.  I’ve never quite found my … Continue reading

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Raucous Ramen Shrimp Chili

Marathon runners are painfully cognizant of this sad-but-truism- “One cannot run mile 26.2 when one’s feet are at mile 23.”  To compensate for the fracture between this intense and highly emotional desire and the cold indifference of physics and the … Continue reading

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Chili Crab Quiche

Never underestimate the burdens a man will endure to protect his own self-interest.  Quiche (or egg pie for the less effete) offers a litmus test.  Are you willing to eat it or not?  With chili all is possible and all … Continue reading

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Coconut Fish Chili

Today marks the 9th anniversary of the massive spork attack.  In recognition of this holiday (of sorts).  I have developed a chili which compels the usage of spoons and the donning of coconut shell bikini tops (optional, of course). More … Continue reading

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Vulgar Bulgur Stuffing with Chili and Anchovies

Litmus test for a good idea- does it run over your tongue and pass your teeth without sounding stupid?  I did not speak my idea of combining bulgur and anchovies for a turkey stuffing.  History remembers the innovators and overlooks … Continue reading

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Chili Fish Cakes

No need to tell me when I’ve lost the upper hand.  I’ll admit, they bested me last time. This time I beat the mackerel with an electric mixer and it was fantastic.   Day 221     Ingredients:   Mashed … Continue reading

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